Those babies on roller skates are a menace to all toads (and other slow moving creatures) crossing the road to get a drink of water. As for Evian, they've sucked too many ponds dry to fill their little plastic bottles. You can tell them to take the skates off those babies, stick them on their cases of bottles, and roll them back into their delivery trucks (for a one-way trip back to the pond where that water came from in the first place).
I'm entertained beyond words and happy that the company put this ad out; but I'm not moved to buy any bottled water.
ReplyDeleteThose babies on roller skates are a menace to all toads (and other slow moving creatures) crossing the road to get a drink of water. As for Evian, they've sucked too many ponds dry to fill their little plastic bottles. You can tell them to take the skates off those babies, stick them on their cases of bottles, and roll them back into their delivery trucks (for a one-way trip back to the pond where that water came from in the first place).
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