Armstrong Falls!

Today, March 23rd, Lance Armstrong crashed in the final kilometers of the first stage of the Vuelta a Castilla y Leon, breaking his right collarbone. Age has finally caught up with the wily veteran and he no longer seems to be the competitive rider he once was. Insiders state he is clearly the number two rider behind Alberto Contador on Team Astana. Some in the know have postulated that Mr. Armstrong, a consummate bike handler, took a face saving dive as a convenient way out of an awkward situation. (Okay, I made this all up - except for the part about the broken collarbone.)