The Laptop

This is from Margadant. I am assured that it is hilarious. Maybe. I've played both of these roles enough times that I don't know anymore. Just wait 'til the old boy gets his whole life stored in that damned book and his harddrive fails. Hah, then he'll wish he had scroll backup!
While I have you all here together, listen up people, I have a word for you, rather two words: Back up! either locally or offsite. For those of you who assume your harddrive will keep spinning for eternity at a bazillion rpms and won't fail before the Rapture, you are wrong. They all fail, it's just a matter of time. You guys be careful out there - do as I say, not as I do.