This is not our pug Bud. The image and quote were lifted from a popular bicycle lifestyle blog which recently drew mixed reviews here. There are certain words that we have a vague notion of, that we might even use in writing, but no one, ever, ever has used in conversation, at least not since freshman year. "Perspicacity."
"At the End of Days, the Dachshund of Time shall meet the wise and all-knowing Pug of Perspicacity."