"If you can remain calm and keep your head about you when everyone else is losing theirs, then you probably don't fully understand the situation."
I went to high school with Mike Callahan. Tougher than woodpecker lips - Minnesota state wrestling champion in '63. He is rural Minnesota calm personified. Here's his take on the world of weather and the value of life over property.
R-i-n-n-n-ng. "Hello? Can I call you back? My house just was blown away by a tornado."